Ladies and gentlemen I give you the worst piece my hands have ever wrought.
Sharkro. Not without Kanfish.
What started as a joke evolved into this monstrosity and all I can say is I deeply apologize.
doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape
me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha
doctor: you’re going to die
OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE
feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever
Hawlucha’s cry leaked!
I heard the first second and I closed my browser.
I LOVE THIS POKE
If you ever date an asexual person be sure to get the specifics of their asexuality because the level of comfort with physical contact is different for all of us.
THIS IS SERIOUSLY IMPORTANT
more bear owls
based on my favorite owls <3
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose
I took my cat on his first walk yesterday
I really shouldn’t have chucked as much as I did
I got a new job, the place looks nice. I’m working 6 hours a night as the security guard